Four years ago, Lady Gaga performed these jazz piano pieces under her real name via nickdouglas
I did not see this coming.
Four years ago, Lady Gaga performed these jazz piano pieces under her real name via nickdouglas
I did not see this coming.
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Ernest Hemingway (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via eveblume) |
Haven’t felt this hungover in Godknowshowlong.
fufuuuuufufufuuuuck this.
I have battle wounds all over my legs and hands, thanks to my great idea of night hiking.
List of places we drank last night:
A fucking pirate ship
The beach
Walking down the street
On the staircase
Next to a giant Christmas tree
Under a semi-truck. In front of a police station.
On the roof
In a concrete jungle
All over town
I’m dead. My face hurts. I smacked pavement with it. I almost got a tattoo (my better-judgment surprisingly prevailed.)
I love crawls and I love girls night.
Please excuse me while I go and hate everything.
i kind of have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fucking crush on Norah Jones. i’ve just been fucking afraid to tell anyone about it. its kind of embarrassing.
also: Elmo acts exactly like i do infront of any pretty girl.
So fucking dumb.
i actually think it’s like. your activity compared to your current tumblarity. if that made sense.
so like if you haven’t posted in a little while, and then you like/reblog something, i think it updates…
idk exactly how it works, but that’s what i’ve noticed.
When you gain tumblarity points you lose them a week later. So, you’re not losing them by reblogging, they’re just your tumblarity from last week disappearing.
killingbambi:antichocolatofobica:heyyoshimi:(via maisiecousins)
I used to creep on this girls Flikr like nobodies business. Hello awkward.

sfatheartt:irapedtheunicorn:ijustwannabefree:(via shadowssunlight)
TRUE LIFE
It’s like someone shanked a backwards six.
hahaha I always thought it was it was a backwards G
i seriously had NO idea what it was until i was like 14 or 15 and didn’t even watch disney movies anymore
same with The Bay’s so-called “B”