eveblume:

somethingchanged:

Four years ago, Lady Gaga performed these jazz piano pieces under her real name via nickdouglas

I did not see this coming.

bohemea:

Angelina Jolie by David LaChapelle

stonerparty:

Gotta love those whacky kids over at Jackson High.

Steamed Milk

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Haven’t felt this hungover in Godknowshowlong.
fufuuuuufufufuuuuck this.
I have battle wounds all over my legs and hands, thanks to my great idea of night hiking.

List of places we drank last night:
A fucking pirate ship
The beach
Walking down the street
On the staircase
Next to a giant Christmas tree
Under a semi-truck.  In front of a police station.
On the roof
In a concrete jungle
All over town

I’m dead.  My face hurts.  I smacked pavement with it.  I almost got a tattoo (my better-judgment surprisingly prevailed.)

I love crawls and I love girls night.
Please excuse me while I go and hate everything.

onedaybehind:

How to brush your teeth like a spartan

nedhepburn:

i kind of have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fucking crush on Norah Jones. i’ve just been fucking afraid to tell anyone about it. its kind of embarrassing.

also: Elmo acts exactly like i do infront of any pretty girl.

(via maryclare)

WHY HELLO!  mm mm meeeow

cl0ckw0rk:

sincerlychris:

So fucking dumb.

i actually think it’s like. your activity compared to your current tumblarity. if that made sense.

so like if you haven’t posted in a little while, and then you like/reblog something, i think it updates…

idk exactly how it works, but that’s what i’ve noticed.

When you gain tumblarity points you lose them a week later.  So, you’re not losing them by reblogging, they’re just your tumblarity from last week disappearing.

suicideblonde:

killingbambi:antichocolatofobica:heyyoshimi:(via maisiecousins)

I used to creep on this girls Flikr like nobodies business.  Hello awkward.

yourloveisasong:

tweexcore:funeral: apriliciate: (via papertissue)

yourloveisasong:

dispensable:

kristiosaurus:

shannonsayys:

prostitutionisrevolution:

getlowtaylor:

whoinvitedthemonster:

fastfowarddance:

eggsaladx:

jamie-ftw:

sfatheartt:irapedtheunicorn:ijustwannabefree:(via shadowssunlight)

TRUE LIFE

It’s like someone shanked a backwards six.

hahaha I always thought it was it was a backwards G

i seriously had NO idea what it was until i was like 14 or 15 and didn’t even watch disney movies anymore

same with The Bay’s so-called “B”

daieny:

hasslethehoff:(via ragetoons)

loveyourchaos:

Berlin